Christmas

            Well Christmas has come and gone here in Gwangju.  I had a great time hanging out with some good people, eating some great food and enjoying a white Christmas.  Before the weekend started I went to trivia and watched Graham and his team win.  It was pretty cool since it was his last trivia before heading back to England.  The next day I went to work with some candy and my Santa hat.  The kids loved seeing me in the hat and it was fun handing out candy.

            On Christmas Eve I went to a dinner hosted by the First Alleyway restaurant.  Everyone paid in advance and showed up ready to chow down.  One thing I noticed was that the bartender was late because of a migraine.  So I volunteered to get behind the bar and pour some drinks.  After everyone had a drink, I helped move some wine cases.  When I reached down to pick up a case, hearing everyone's worst nightmare, my pants ripped. 

It's always funny unless it's you.

            As you can see this wasn't a little rip.  This was a seismic rip down the seam.  I have to blame rugby and trying to do a proper squat when picking up the wine case.  Fortunatly the food came just after this so I was able to sneak out and grab a taxi to get home.  Obviously I wasn't in the mood to chat with a taxi driver but that meant I was going to get the chattest one in Gwangju!  He certainly did talk my ear off by asking the classic Korean questions.  For example, "Oh you prum America?" Ne (Yes). "Ohhhh you so handsome!" Kamsahminda (Thank you). 

            After his last comment I realized that he had a speech impediment.  I thought to myself, "You're bitching about some ripped pants and this guy is proud to be working and getting the chance to practice his English on a foreigner.  Quit being a douche."  So I started asking him questions, making jokes and by the time I got to my apartment we were laughing our heads off.  Once home I got my money out to pay and he said, "Discount."  I thanked him and gave him extra what the original tab was and told him, "Merry Christmas." It really is better to give than receive.

            Afterwards, I went back to First Alleyway and enjoyed the food.  Later on, I met up with Graham and the crew and watched the snow fall. 

Santa at First Alleyway.

It was Kyle's birthday too.

It was quite a feast.

Snowing on Christmas Eve.

Two hours and two inches later it was still coming down.

            On Sunday I got up, made some mashed potatoes, and headed off to German Bar.  There were a dozen or so people who showed up for a potluck dinner.  We hung out all day, played games, sang some songs and had a great Christmas day.  Afterwards, I skyped TL and the family to bring it all to a close. 

North Korean Cognac.

Setting up.

A cosmopolitian spread.

I had KFC, rolls, mashed potatoes, mexican beans and rice, pasta, Korean rice, curry and bulgogi.

Hilarious.

Graham, Brian and I.

            It was weird experiencing Christmas in a culture that doesn't get into it.  They might go to church but there's no big dinner and all the stores stay open.  I'll never forget it but I don't want to repeat it.

Christmas Stories

            One of the fun things about teaching is reading the stories that the kids write.  This week was no exception as my coworker and I had them write Christmas stories.  We decided that the topic would be "Santa has a problem".  They had to make up a solution for Santa too. 

            Here are some of the things that I learned from the student's papers. 

Earth Santa helps out Mar's Alien Santa once every 10 years.

Don't ever get into Santa's bag. He'll kill the reindeer that's in the bag and the Elf that tries to jump in the bag too.

If you put an Elf in a present and then throw him in a fireplace, it'll be ok because the wrapping paper will protect the Elf.

If you steal Santa's sleigh he will eat one of his magic cookies and the sleigh will explode in midair. True story.

If Santa needs help he will pray for Jesus and Jesus will help him.

If Santa disappears it's because he's chilling in Hawaii.

If Santa gets sick with the flu then his grandchildren, Santino and Santina, will deliver the presents. 

The Elves don't help Santa they work for him. And if Santa don't pay them, they don't make the presents.

And my favorite:

Santa's clothes are red because he got in a fight with Rudolph and Rudolph's blood got in Santa's clothes. 

I've also included pictures of the best stories from each of my classes:

Merry Christmas!!

Kim Jong-Il's Death

            What a year it's been for the world's madmen! First, Osama Bin Laden was killed, then Moammar Gadhafi and finally Kim Jong-Il died from a heart attack.  In North Korea, Kim Jong-Il was known as the "Dear Leader" but he was anything but that. He consolidated his power by stressing the military first, feeding his people second and stimulating the economy last.

            However, I didn't know that he died until I got on Facebook.  I wasn't sure what to expect from South Koreans but by all accounts it was just another normal day.  There was, and has not been, any celebrating.  It is all over the news but I get the feeling most South Koreans are to busy living their lives to care about him. Now, there are three reasons why they might not be making a big fuss about it here in Southern Korea.  First, people were expecting him to die sooner than later.  Second, I live in Gwangju, not Seoul, so people aren't worried about a military threat. Lastly, I'm a foreigner and might not really know what people are thinking. It's probably a combination of the three with the latter taking the lead.

            I've included some links covering North Korea but the one you must read is the first one.  It's about the journey North Koreans travelled on to escape from Kim Jong-Il's rule.

North Korean defectors: 
http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/north-korean-defectors-kim-jong-ii/

Korean Herald, English newspaper based in Seoul:  http://www.koreaherald.com/

Video released by North Korean media: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pSWN6Qj98Iw

Story about Kim Jong-Il's successor, his third son:  http://old.news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20111219/ap_on_re_as/as_nkorea_kim_jong_un_profile

Homesick In Korea

            I haven’t written anything for the past two weeks because I haven’t wanted to.  I felt like a shadow was hanging on to me and I couldn’t figure out what it was.  After this past weekend I realized that I’ve been really homesick.  It is one thing to miss Thanksgiving but quite another to miss out on Christmas and its buildup.  I finally figured it out when I went to Starbucks just so it would feel like Christmas.

            Now that I know what I was feeling the shadow is no longer hanging on to me.  From now to New Year’s I’ve got a full plate of activities.  I’m going to Busan this weekend for our last rugby games and then trivia to start next week. 

            Following that, I’ve got a teacher’s dinner with my coworkers and then for Christmas Eve I’m going to a huge dinner at the First Alleyway restaurant.  I’m really looking forward to both dinners. On Christmas Day I’ll Skype my family, have another dinner and Christmas party.

            However let me show you what I’ve been up to the past couple of weeks.

Maggie and Graham enjoying her birthday dinner.

A Western style restaurant that was delicious.

Our first snowfall.

Mr. Song taking Jonathan and I out to lunch.

Haha.

Mr. Song took us to Soswae Garden, which is over 500 years old.

Koreans chill too.

This is the view they were looking at.  It started snowing just after we left and I know it would've been gorgeous to see.

Gina, Rachel and Ruby. William, like all cool kids, doesn't want to be in the photo.

            Lastly, I want to congratulate my cousin Rachael and her husband Nick on their first child, Owen. I'm looking forward to being an Uncle when I return home!